Black Forest02 of 05Longevity CoffeeIndependent concept
Longevity Coffee
EARMUFFS?
Same attitude. Your choice of punctuation.
Three emails.
Product page
A product page, working.
Open the page Phone layoutFull window (opens the page on its own, in a new tab)
A concept page, not a Black Forest store.
Commercial
Grandpa Has Questions.
Transcript
My watch tells me when to stand. Your legs stop sending notifications? It is part of my morning optimization routine. Have you eaten? Working on it. This is coffee with beef protein. Cattle finally learned a useful trick. Black Forest. Breakfast doesn’t need a software update. Get your morning together. Beef protein. Meet coffee.
The approved commercial for this product, one recording. It replaces the earlier two-take spot on this page.
Color
Seven schemes. One label.
Label, observed #B58D69Campaign anchor #D89950
Monochromatic
Analogous
Split complementary
Triad
Tetrad
Complementary
Clash
Black Forest
The five campaigns.
Notes, files and sources
Independent concept by Jason Walker, 2026, not commissioned or endorsed by Black Forest. No campaign ran; no results are claimed.
On the label. 10-in-1 mocha coffee mix; NMN, glutathione, vitamins D3 and K2, magnesium glycinate (among the ten); 30 servings, net wt 14.6 oz (412.8 g). Front label as pictured on the official product page, 27 September 2026.
Social. Four executions in four schemes, each composed three ways (4:5, 1:1, 9:16). They are not an A/B test.
Emails. Spec emails; checked in Chromium only, no email client tested. The sending templates need the sender, postal address, unsubscribe link and a hosted image address before any send.
Commercial. Two takes of Jason’s own recordings, the clean one for Earmuffs on and the uncensored one for off, each composed for 16:9 and 9:16 with its own captions and transcript. The opening scene and the score were generated for this campaign; the product scene is the supplied campaign image.
Color. Kept. Same hue family as the label copper #B78E6A, lighter so it carries type on ink.
Files
- The campaign, as a PDF
- Email 01: plain text · sending template
- Email 02: plain text · sending template
- Email 03: plain text · sending template
Social
Four ads, four schemes.